Its never "Thank goodness I caught this early!"
Its always "Oh my God did I miss this last year?"
My hobbies are many. I enjoy small motorcycle repair and large scale tactical battle planning. I have a one woman operetta featuring me singing all the lines of “A Christmas Story”‘ while tap dancing around a leg shaped lamp. I own a successful metal molding company specializing in toy soldiers and WW2 M1 Carbine rifles. Sometimes I skydive. Sometimes I dumpster dive. Usually I dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. I have baked a 9 tier wedding cake with just a spork and a cast iron skillet. I woo men with my natural musky sent and am considering starting a fragrance line called “Hardly Lucky”. In the near future I am hoping to start speaking in tongues, get the fat lady to sing, and look the gift horse in the mouth. Yes, these hobbies are impressive, but my favorite by far is making people smile. :)